153 15

I literally have no idea what to say.. .. ever.

197 11

Are some jokes better off kept to yourself??? I’m having a debate about it (with myself)

214 18

When my package finally arrives and it only brings me 3 minutes of joy instead of 7.

218 12

Had to throw in that last one for some ... personality💫

227 24

When someone tries to tell me retail therapy doesn’t actually count as therapy.. liar. But jk go work on your mental health.

183 16

Good morning!! Okay nice.. going back to bed now, goodnight.

193 9

Wore a safety jacket cause I’m a hazard on the ice.

181 14

I miss my Twitter. We were funny together💔.

305 47

Pretty sure it’s supposed to be Sunday still.. how did I get here

222 22

When you hate to see him go but you love to watch him leave

206 25

Do they still sell Fun Dip?

214 23

Life: *overwhelming* Me: I’m going on a walk to think about the universe.